Friends, let us not be ruled by the bathroom scale.
Must we define our self-worth by a number at our feet?
Are we to let our days be ruined upon discovering we’ve gained a pound?
Nay, I tell you.
Cast your scales into the river and look upon them no more.
Wait a sec… scale deal!
It even measures heart rate.
All this happens courtesy of electrical signals sent through your feet.
Thankfully, it has weight-only safety modes for pregnant women and people with pacemakers.
Anything more than a small splash could be trouble.
But for $20 out the door?
When some smart scales sell for as much as $100 to $150?
Heck, you’d be hard-pressed to find a “dumb” scale this cheap.
First published in 2020.
Updated to reflect new pricing.
